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Top Five Annoying Things About Facebook

Top Five Annoying Things About Facebook

Facebook. Gotta love it. Gotta love to hate it, too. Sure, it puts you in touch with your long lost dearly beloved sister’s boyfriend’s mom’s sister-in-law’s cat’s pet turtle’s estranged brother – Invaluable, I know. But let’s, er, face it. There are just some things about Facebook that we all can’t stand. Sharing is Sexy! Tags: Annoying [...]

Top Five Annoying Things About Facebook
The Truth Is A Lie

The Truth Is A Lie

Truth. What a funny, sad, ridiculous word. How ironic it is that the word itself has no truth. It’s occurred to me as of late that there is no absolute truth in anything. Sharing is Sexy! Tags: Annoying people, Etiquette, Facebook, Humor, Irritating people, People, Social, Technology

The Truth Is A Lie
Traffic Light Etiquette For The Hopelessly Clueless

Traffic Light Etiquette For The Hopelessly Clueless

So you’re sitting comfortably in your bright yellow ‘67 Chevy surrounded by well used Coke cans and a Le Big Mac or three, when the psychedelic flashing of the red, yellow and green lights of the traffic signal looming before you interrupts your internal ecstasy. What to do? Stop? Go? Slow? Speed? All-together-simultaneously, perhaps? Sharing is [...]

Traffic Light Etiquette For The Hopelessly Clueless
Haiti Earthquake Scammers

Haiti Earthquake Scammers

What speaks more of the pure evil of humanity than the shriveled cowards who exploit those suffering and dying in the wake of the Haiti earthquake? It’s unspeakable. Think about it. There are people out there who are knowingly and willingly taking potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars that could be saving lives for their [...]

Haiti Earthquake Scammers
Freaky Fast Food

Freaky Fast Food

Bad fast food. It’s 10pm, you’re finally heading back home after a treacherous day at the office, and all you want to do is sit back with your favorite Teletubby episodes and grab something delicious for dinner on the way home. With your precious greasy cargo in tow, you plop down on the sofa and [...]

Freaky Fast Food
Top Five Annoying Coworkers

Top Five Annoying Coworkers

Today’s rant is long overdue, people. Most of us in our right minds (present company excluded, of course) don’t look forward to going to work, and the last thing we want to deal with is an onslaught of annoying coworkers. 5 – The Dreaded Red ! – I’m sure most of you are familiar with one [...]

Top Five Annoying Coworkers
Guitar Shredders: Musical Masturbation

Guitar Shredders: Musical Masturbation

Just so we’re all on the same demented page here, I’m an unabashed music lover. Even if I’m not into a particular music genre, I try to keep an open mind. Well, that is, until the guitar shredders ruined everything. I try to understand music that I can hear, but how on Buddha’s green earth [...]

Guitar Shredders: Musical Masturbation
Garlic Breath: Hazardous to Our Health

Garlic Breath: Hazardous to Our Health

Okay, this one’s for all you garlic addicts out there. Gag. Ahem. Now, in all fairness, I fully understand the health benefits of eating raw garlic. Garlic has been known to have countless health benefits over the years, and honestly, I can’t blame you for that. Well, actually, I can. There is no way to [...]

Garlic Breath: Hazardous to Our Health
Man Vs. Machine Part 3

Man Vs. Machine Part 3

So, my fellow sarcastic anomalies, this is part 3 in my ongoing hysterical rant regarding technology replacing that very special organ lodged within our heads. Technology is slowly but surely taking over the very traits that mark us as human beings. If this isn’t an example of bad technology, I’m not sure what is. Internet [...]

Man Vs. Machine Part 3
Infuriating ATM Machines

Infuriating ATM Machines

So you’re running late to work, stubbed your toe on the way out the door, shook your fist at the hordes of traffic and nearly swallowed your breakfast whole. Not a fun morning – I sympathize. Truly. Which is precisely why the last thing you need in your angst-ridden life is to wait on line [...]

Infuriating ATM Machines
ADHD: Say No to the Little Green Pills

ADHD: Say No to the Little Green Pills

ADHD. Attention Deficit Disorder. Ominous sounding, right? Wrong. I am so sick and tired of society dictating what behavior is the norm, or more specifically, the blunt assumption that anyone different than the standard 9-to-5-er is a threat to humanity in general and should therefore be gagged with hideous little green pills and hung upside [...]

ADHD: Say No to the Little Green Pills
F*cked-up Fairy Tales

F*cked-up Fairy Tales

So, there are some things we take for granted early on in life without bothering to question them. Cookies and milk and teddy bears come to mind – All part of a healthy childhood, right? Well, I ask you, what about fairy tales? Stories of wonder and full of mystical creatures and triumph over evil [...]

F*cked-up Fairy Tales
Top Five Annoying Shoppers

Top Five Annoying Shoppers

So, people, today’s rant is dedicated to all those fellow shoppers who just can’t seem to stop annoying us. We’ve all seen em. We all know em. You know who you are. 5 – People who hit other shoppers (and various other objects) with their shopping carts: So, apparently, supermarkets now need to institute safe shopping [...]

Top Five Annoying Shoppers
Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla

Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla

“So, like, I was, like, on the avenue today and there was more traffic than usual, like so much traffic it was, like, annoying me, and I honked at this guy who was in my way, like, I honked twice, and, like, he didn’t even move, but then I found parking, and, like, I was [...]

Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla
You Lookin’ at Me?!

You Lookin’ at Me?!

You lookin’ at me? You lookin’ at me?! Yes, yes, I know, that’s not the quite the phrase that DeNiro used in Taxi. But hell, I feel like using that all the time. Ever get the feeling that people are staring or just obviously looking at you? Well, you’re not quite nuts in the head [...]

You Lookin’ at Me?!
Litterbugs, Beware!

Litterbugs, Beware!

In case you haven’t been able to tell by my never-ending flow of edgy sarcasm, I’m from New York City. Yep, the oh-so-glamorous capital of the world. Glitz, glamour….and grime. It seems as though our illustrious city envied throughout the world has been reduced to streets full of Snickers bar wrappers, discarded condoms and thoroughly [...]

Litterbugs, Beware!
Man Vs. Machine Part 2

Man Vs. Machine Part 2

Okay, I’m in a bad mood so forgive me if I bite your head off here without bothering to chew. That disclaimer aside, what in the name of all that is holy has happened to society? This has frustrated me before, my friends, but we are being replaced my machines. And no, I don’t believe [...]

Man Vs. Machine Part 2
Crap! Curb your Dog!

Crap! Curb your Dog!

So you’re wearing your brand new 200 dollar Hugo Boss shoes for the very first time – It feels like you’re walking on clouds and you’re flying high. Everything is splendid. Until…squish! ”What the hell was that? That sure as hell didn’t feel like clouds to me!”. So, you look down, and your worst nightmares [...]

Crap! Curb your Dog!
A Flick of the Wrist

A Flick of the Wrist

Okay. Here’s another no-brainer, people. Ready? Great. So you’re in a rush to get to work. Or to bring carnations to your long lost lover. Or to bury your dog. Whatever. And, wait, what’s this? That my friend, is an intersection, and alas, you need to turn. Now, given that you have the monumental task [...]

A Flick of the Wrist
Top Five Annoying Things About Facebook

Top Five Annoying Things About Facebook

23 February 2010

Facebook. Gotta love it. Gotta love to hate it, too. Sure, it puts you in touch with your long lost dearly beloved sister’s boyfriend’s mom’s sister-in-law’s cat’s pet turtle’s estranged brother – Invaluable, I know. But let’s, er, face it. There are just some things about Facebook that we all can’t stand. Sharing is Sexy! Tags: Annoying [...]

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The Truth Is A Lie

The Truth Is A Lie

05 February 2010

Truth. What a funny, sad, ridiculous word. How ironic it is that the word itself has no truth. It’s occurred to me as of late that there is no absolute truth in anything. Sharing is Sexy! Tags: Musings, Philosophy, Truth

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Traffic Light Etiquette For The Hopelessly Clueless

Traffic Light Etiquette For The Hopelessly Clueless

01 February 2010

So you’re sitting comfortably in your bright yellow ‘67 Chevy surrounded by well used Coke cans and a Le Big Mac or three, when the psychedelic flashing of the red, yellow and green lights of the traffic signal looming before you interrupts your internal ecstasy. What to do? Stop? Go? Slow? Speed? All-together-simultaneously, perhaps? Sharing is [...]

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Posted in Driving, Environment, Etiquette, Food, People, TechnologyComments (3)

Haiti Earthquake Scammers

Haiti Earthquake Scammers

27 January 2010

What speaks more of the pure evil of humanity than the shriveled cowards who exploit those suffering and dying in the wake of the Haiti earthquake? It’s unspeakable. Think about it. There are people out there who are knowingly and willingly taking potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars that could be saving lives for their [...]

Read the full story

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Freaky Fast Food

Freaky Fast Food

19 January 2010

Bad fast food. It’s 10pm, you’re finally heading back home after a treacherous day at the office, and all you want to do is sit back with your favorite Teletubby episodes and grab something delicious for dinner on the way home. With your precious greasy cargo in tow, you plop down on the sofa and [...]

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Posted in Environment, Etiquette, Food, Health, PeopleComments (2)

Top Five Annoying Coworkers

Top Five Annoying Coworkers

10 December 2009

Today’s rant is long overdue, people. Most of us in our right minds (present company excluded, of course) don’t look forward to going to work, and the last thing we want to deal with is an onslaught of annoying coworkers. 5 – The Dreaded Red ! – I’m sure most of you are familiar with one [...]

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Guitar Shredders: Musical Masturbation

Guitar Shredders: Musical Masturbation

03 November 2009

Just so we’re all on the same demented page here, I’m an unabashed music lover. Even if I’m not into a particular music genre, I try to keep an open mind. Well, that is, until the guitar shredders ruined everything. I try to understand music that I can hear, but how on Buddha’s green earth [...]

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Posted in Music, PeopleComments (5)

Garlic Breath: Hazardous to Our Health

Garlic Breath: Hazardous to Our Health

26 October 2009

Okay, this one’s for all you garlic addicts out there. Gag. Ahem. Now, in all fairness, I fully understand the health benefits of eating raw garlic. Garlic has been known to have countless health benefits over the years, and honestly, I can’t blame you for that. Well, actually, I can. There is no way to [...]

Read the full story

Posted in Environment, Etiquette, Health, People, SocialComments (3)

Man Vs. Machine Part 3

Man Vs. Machine Part 3

21 October 2009

So, my fellow sarcastic anomalies, this is part 3 in my ongoing hysterical rant regarding technology replacing that very special organ lodged within our heads. Technology is slowly but surely taking over the very traits that mark us as human beings. If this isn’t an example of bad technology, I’m not sure what is. Internet [...]

Read the full story

Posted in Etiquette, People, Social, TechnologyComments (2)

Infuriating ATM Machines

Infuriating ATM Machines

13 October 2009

So you’re running late to work, stubbed your toe on the way out the door, shook your fist at the hordes of traffic and nearly swallowed your breakfast whole. Not a fun morning – I sympathize. Truly. Which is precisely why the last thing you need in your angst-ridden life is to wait on line [...]

Read the full story

Posted in Etiquette, People, TechnologyComments (3)

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